📰 TGIWednesday Fish Tales: 3 odd visitors 🤔🤷‍♂️🏠

Odd things have been happening around our home this week 🙃, seemingly caught in the pre-shadow of the upcoming 🟠 Mercury Retrograde (October 24 – November 13).

First, a weather-worn woman wearing a backpack half her size was dancing on the sidewalk 💃 before moving into our yard to scoop leaves with her bare hands 🤲. When she approached the front door, I asked if I could help her.  She could barely keep eye contact 🫣, slurring that she was looking for her "Tesla key". I offered to call the police 🚨 for help, prompting her to walk briskly away. 

Later that week around 1:00 AM 🕐, my girlfriend was watering plants when two sweaty teenage girls ran up asking for a ride 🚗 to a rough part of town. When she told them she didn't own a car, (which is true, because it's one of mine) they complained 🗣️ bitterly about missing curfew and scurried off into the night.

Finally, a disheveled man in a wheelchair 👨🏻🦽 set up camp across the street in front of our neighbor's tall hedge row surrounded by scattered bags 🛍️🎒. When my girlfriend yelled out asking if he needed help, over his blaring music he nodded. But as soon as she offered to call 📱 the police to assist, he frantically gathered up his things and wheeled away towards the main intersection.

Expect the usual retrograde chaos 😵💫—spotty Wi-Fi, dropped calls, and mixed-up dinner plans because your friend went to the wrong restaurant chain location 🤷. Stay sharp out there, be cautious in your dealings and when in doubt, 🎣 fish it out!  Don't wonder why you're not making progress, get on my schedule for a LIVE fishing adventure! Choose 15 mins or 30 mins.

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