📰 TGIWednesday Fish Tales: That mysterious package 📦❓

October focuses on the Fall season, and fables that may seem a little frightening but turn out fine.

We never answer our front door and have a ring camera 〇📸 and cameras all over the house, but I was a little miffed when UPS 🚚 merely without knocking or ringing the bell 🛎️ merely slapped a stickem 🟨 near the ring camera which would have me sign for a package! 📦

The driver then merely took the package 📦 with zero attempt to really contact me to the UPS store down the street! Like you, I'm thinking, is it a late birthday gift? ❓ It couldn't be a lawyer, CPA, government agency or a bank, because they'd use the US Post Office 📬 for anything frighteningly important. Alas all those things flash through your overthinking mind.🧠

I fired up the UPS account online 💻 and traced the package # which was from Houston with a weight of 3 lbs. Chocolate or a perishable gift perhaps❓ So I called UPS and gave them tracking turns out it was from a pharmacy.⚕️💊  I then researched my health plan to see if maybe they were sending a medical supply like a scale or blood pressure cuff,🌡️ but my plan is not accepted by this pharmacy, so I filled out an online form 📝 for the pharmacy to inquire.

At 6:25pm on a Friday a lady pharmacist called me on a recorded line 📞 and was mystified as to why I did not think that I ordered it. I was like ma'am, "I do not take pharmaceuticals." ⚕️💊 "Well I'll have to file an incident report." Uh okay, well that's on you. There is an eye surgeon, a dermatologist and a pharmacy all visible from my front yard so who knows. 🤷 Lady pharmacist went on and on asking for the tracking # and where the package was now and their phone # 📱 and of course I had ALREADY put all that on their online form! 📝 Finally I said, "Ma'am, you have about 5 minutes to call that number and get your package sent back or rerouted or it will be a 3-day weekend wait."

All's well that ends well, but with full moons 🌕 and a scary theme of the NPC's acting extra kookie this month, do your best to remain on point, zen 🧘🏻🪷, balanced and more grounded. Tough times don't last, tough people do‼️ 

If you're feeling extra crispy and as if sparks are flying off of you, get on my schedule asap choose 15 mins or 30 mins