📰 TGIWednesday: TIMBER!!! by Kimber 🌳🪚💪
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Cue the most interesting man in the world voice over with flamenco guitar background music for this one... 🎶🎵🎶
Keep making progress every day,She once fixed my leather chair recliner handle 💺 that broke by rethreading the wire and using her fingers to tighten the bolts. 🔩 Using only a butter knife and the light from her cell phone 📱 she once changed the light bulb 💡 headlight on my car at night during a light rain with no real lights or tools 🔧. When I asked if I could help she gave me a horrible look.😒 I once waited while she was mowing the lawn and hollered in sarcasm, 🗣 "What's for dinner"? She hollered back, 🗣 "Whatever you make us or wherever you take us!" She wanted to cut down a 4-foot thin dead branch on our front oak tree 🌳. When I heard a horrible tree cracking sound, she had 🪚 cut down a 20 foot long foot in diameter rotting branch. I told her please leave it there and I'll call the city and they'll bring a giant claw truck 🚜 and burly men 💪 that will deal with it. A half hour later I wondered where she was, only to look outside to see both her and the limb were gone. She had turned it all into split oak firewood 🔥🪵 and stacked it on the side of the house. I once asked her if she wanted to go on the TV wilderness show Naked and Afraid she said, "I'd just be keeping the fire ♨️ going and catching fish for dinner 🐟 while you and Lily🐈⬛ were inside the tent crying...so... No." No one's witnessed her ever take more than a cat nap 😴 for sleep with several cats of course. 🐈🐈 It's not uncommon for her to pick up Uber eats and deliver them 🚗 🍽️🥗 on her way to or coming home from full-time college classes.🎓 If you ask her about any topic from air conditioners to ✈️ jet engines; she knows a guy. She is..... the most capable woman in the world! 👱🏻♀️🧠💪🏻 The moral to this story is... summon up the masculine side of your being and join us tomorrow for our LIVE Zoom on clearing blocks and weaknesses around all things male energy, Father God figures and let's be determined to get motivated and get things flowing again 🎣Jimmy |